Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
You’ve got to believe it’ll be alright in the end
[for Eli <3]
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
Well I’m gonna take a nap so if you want that thing I posted about earlier you were too slow and now you have to wait.
mythology meme: [2/5] pairings
↳ adam & eve
First appearing in the book of Genesis, Adam and Eve were the first humans created by God. They lived in the paradise garden of Eden, where they had all the food they could eat and all the safety and warmth they desired. The only condition in this paradise was not to eat the fruit of one tree. However, a serpent – usually said to be a demon or the Devil in disguise – slithered up to Eve and whispered to her that she should disobey and taste the fruit. Eventually, she gave in to the temptation, and both her and Adam were cast out of Eden.